Theatre Patron #1: Hey, what’s this show about, anyway?
Theatre Patron #2: I don’t know - they say it’s some big gorilla.
Theatre Patron #1: Oh, geez - ain’t we got enough of them in New York?

And now, ladies and gentlemen, before I tell you any more, I’m going to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld … Ladies and gentlemen, look at GreenStrat, the Eighth Wonder of the World! 

GreenStrat is a website I’ve been building for the past few weeks.  It has been an opportunity for me to combine two of my favorite hobbies: building websites and playing the guitar.  And GreenStrat is special in another way.  This is the first time I’ve built a website expressly for an audience that isn’t myself and my immediate friends and family. 

I’m very excited about GreenStrat.  I believe that as I continue to build and expand this site, I will create the best free resource on the internet for beginners to learn how to play the guitar.

There is still a lot of work to be done, but take a look, and tell your friends!

And don’t be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. Those chains are made of chrome steel.