April 28th, 2005

Bring Your Kids to Work Day

Today is Bring Your Kids to Work Day at the ol’ day job. Since I don’t have kids, I didn’t remember what day it was until I was nearly knocked over by a rather boisterous young lady as I emerged from my cubicle this morning in search of coffee. The first thought of my non-caffinated brain was, “oh wow, a new hire!” But then, on second consideration, I contemplated that she seemed a bit young — like, maybe 13, at best.

It’s sort of interesting having little people running around the office all day. I guess they’re supposed to learn what it’s like to have a job. Although, as best as I can tell, they spend all day walking through the halls having their parents show them off to co-workers, then have a pizza party, and head home at 1pm.

It’s not exactly the true work experience — but I guess they have plently of years ahead of them to learn what working is really like. Oh well, maybe I’ll go see if I can grab a slice of leftover pizza and maybe find someone in the hallway to talk to. That should kill some time, and then I’ll sneak out early.

April 27th, 2005

Why Geeks and Nerds are Worth It…

A compelling argument for why girls should date geeks and nerds.

In the wide world of dating, there are many options. Do you go for the flashy guy with the smooth smile, or the dude in the corner typing away on his laptop? The following are reasons why I think my fellow females should pay more attention to the quiet geeks and nerds, and less attention to the flashy boys.

April 25th, 2005

Old Books

Last night I settled onto the couch and started thumbing through “Learn to Earn: A Beginners Guide to the Basics of Investing and Business,” a book by Peter Lynch and John Rothchild. It’s part of my self-education of all things money. I’d ordered the book used from Amazon, and it had just arrived. When I open it, I found written on the first page:

Julie — Capitalism isn’t so bad … considering the alternatives -J

Now, the cynic in me might complain, “hey, this book was advertised as like new, and here I find someone has scribbled all over the first page!” But, actually, I love finding inscriptions in books. It makes me feel as if I’ve found a small peep hole into the life of someone I’ll never know. In this case, I imagine “J” as a man who likes Julie a little more than she likes him. Julie is a staunch socialist who hates what she sees as the americanization of the world. One night Julie and J, while out with a group of friends, got into a heated debate about the merits — or lack thereof — of capitalism. J, while not wanting to give in to Julie’s argument, also wants to express his affection for her and show that the debate was all in good will, so later that week he buys her this book and writes the inscription in it. J gives the book Julie her the next time he sees her. Julie smiles and thanks him, but then roles her eyes at his gift when she is out of sigh. She was really turned off by their conversation and doesn’t appreciate his gift. She never even opens the book again and gets rid of it soon after. Julie and J see each other a few more times while out with friends, but Julie does her best to avoid getting into another conversation with J, and he soon gets the hint.

No doubt it’s now been years since Julie and J last saw each other, and now the book is in my hands. I’ll read it, probably keep it for a long while, and then someday it will end up in someone elses hands. And that person will open the book to the first page and read J’s note to Julie, and a new story of Julie and J will be born.

April 25th, 2005

Another quote I liked

I don’t like trying on clothes, and I don’t like trying on people, and it seems like lately that’s all I ever do.
- a friend

April 24th, 2005

A quote I liked

Sometimes it seemed to him that his life was as delicate as a dandelion. One little puff from any direction, and it was blown to bits.
-From “Bridge to Terabithia” by Katherine Paterson

April 12th, 2005

LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF IDAHO HOUSE CONCURRENT RESOLUTION NO. 29

A CONCURRENT RESOLUTION STATING LEGISLATIVE FINDINGS AND COMMENDING JARED AND JERUSHA HESS AND THE CITY OF PRESTON FOR THE PRODUCTION OF THE MOVIE “NAPOLEON DYNAMITE.”

… WHEREAS, the Preston High School administration and staff, particularly the cafeteria staff, have enjoyed notoriety and worldwide attention; and WHEREAS, tater tots figure prominently in this film thus promoting Idaho’s most famous export; and …

April 10th, 2005

The Embodiment of the Preppy White-boy Rocker

I was walking around the city yesterday and happened to pass by the big Guitar Center on 14th St. They have a display up in their windows of rock stars posed with their guitars. I was enjoying the display, which showed the likes of Melissa Etheridge with a white acoustic cut-out, and various other guitarists holding fancy, funky electric guitars. And as I continued walking past the display one guitar particularly caught my attention, because it was my guitar! Same maple sunburst finish, same tortoiseshell pick guard. And as I looked to see what rock star played such a magnificent instrument, I burst into a fit of laughter. It was, the one and only, John Mayer.


Your booody is a wooonderland …

 


Yes, I am the embodiment of the preppy white-boy rocker.

April 5th, 2005

RFK Stadium

Late in the spring of 2005, Kerry and I got the idea to take a weekend road trip.  Two days later we were driving south to Washington DC with a pair of Mets vs. Nationals tickets in hand.

This was the inaugural season of the Washington Nationals and the city was excited about baseball.  It was also the first trip the Mets had made to the newly reopened RFK stadium, and of the forty thousand some odd fans filling the stadium for Saturday night’s game, it seemed at least half were Mets fans.

Kerry and I sat behind a group that pretty closely resembled the “Chicago Superfans” from the SNL skit.  They were all really nice, and we talked DC and NY baseball with them for a while — including getting a full history of RFK stadium.

In the game, the Nationals took an early lead on a Vinny Castilla double in the first inning and Mets pitcher Victor Zambrano walked in a run in the 4th.  Meanwhile,  Nationals pitcher Tomo Ohka held the Mets scoreless through 7 innings, until Cliff Floyd hit a bases-clearing double in the 8th off relief pitcher Gary Majewski.

However, the real excitement of the game wasn’t provided by the players on the field, but rather by a hapless grounds crew.  Around the 5th inning a light rain started to fall (this made me really appreciate the large overhang at RFK that shelters the fans from sun and rain).  A short rain delay was called in the 6th and the grounds crew quickly covered up the field (although the heavy rain had stopped by the time the infield was covered).  The rain didn’t come down hard again until the 8th, when another rain delay was called.  

This time, however, the inexperienced RFK grounds crew was really in trouble.  Apparently when they put away the tarp after the first delay, they had not folded it properly.  The second time around, they could not get the tarp to unfold over the infield.  For a half hour the grounds crew tried and tried to get the tarp over the infield, even recruiting help from the parking lot attendants, all the while, a heavy rain was soaking the field and the crew.  By the time the tarp was finally pulled over the infield, large puddles of standing water were covering the diamond.

Soon after that calamity, the game was called in the 8th, with the Nationals winning it 5 to 3.  Both teams protested the game.

Some player comments on the game:

The conditions were deplorable. I couldn’t see anything. I caught a popup and I still don’t know if I caught it.  You needed a canoe to get on the field — Mike Piazza

“That was ridiculous” — Jose Vidro

“I’ve been in baseball a lot of years and I’ve never seen anything quite like that.” — Willie Randolph