With election season in full swing, one has to ask, shouldn’t celebrities pick our president? What follows is a rundown of the candidates and their celebrity endorsers (source):
Hillary Clinton
Maya Angelou, Magic Johnson, Tony Bennett, Barbara Streisand, Rob Reiner, John Grisham, Ted Danson, Billie Jean King, Quincy Jones, Martha Stewart, Jerry Springer, Jenna Jameson, 50 Cent
Barack Obama
Oprah Winfrey, Will Smith, Halle Berry, George Clooney, Eddie Murphy, Jennifer Anniston, Scarlett Johanson, Zach Braff, Warren Buffett, David Geffen, Matt Damon
John Edwards
Kevin Bacon, Tim Robbins, Bonnie Raitt, John Mellencamp, Madeleine Stowe, Harry Belafonte, Russell Simmons.
Mitt Romney
Donny and Marie Osmond, Pat Boone
John McCain
Curt Schilling, Wilford Brimley
Mike Huckabee
Chuck Norris, Ric Flair, Ted Nugent
Rudy Guiliani
Bo Derek, Robert Duvall, Kelsey Grammer, Cheryl Ladd, Dennis Miller, Adam Sandler, Tom Selleck, Donald Trump, Ben Stein, Pat Robertson, Jeff Gordon, Mary Higgins Clark.
… Obama clearly has the A-list celebs behind him, including the most powerful force in the universe (Oprah) and two of People Magazine’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ winners (George Clooney and Matt Damon). Hillary’s celebs are running a distant second, though one shouldn’t underestimate the voting power of the porn (Jenna Jameson), white trash (Jerry Springer) and east coast rapper (50-Cent) crowds. Guiliani clearly owns the support of most republican celebrities — further proof that he’s not an electable republican. And finally, Huckabee has the full backing of crazy celebrities who are likely to kick your ass. According to CNN:
Rocker Ted Nugent took his enthusiasm for [Huckabee] to the next level, brandishing two machine guns at an August concert and spewing expletives against Huckabee’s would-be Democratic rivals. Nugent advised Barack Obama to “suck on my machine gun” and suggested that Hillary Clinton “might want to ride one of these into the sunset” before calling her a “worthless” … well, let’s just say it rhymes with witch.
… Oh Iowa, thank you so much for making Mike Huckabee relevent!
In closing, can you say President Obama, People Magazine’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ for 2008?